Have you ever had one of those days when you wish you could make your own bumper stickers and put them on other people's cars? You know like a public service announcement for others?
On Monday I was driving back from the mechanic's and I just had the biggest urge to start a company that allows you to make a bumper sticker for the car ahead of you and mail it to the owner of the car/plate.
For an example:
1 - I had a car that wouldn't signal. No matter what. I almost got hit by him moving into my lane and then he almost got ran into by another car moving over again. A few options for this car-holder would be:
Sorry, I forgot to turn on my EPS
Just because I don't use my signal light doesn't mean you shouldn't know where I'm going
2 - While driving down the last stretch of the road around my house this one car when whipping around me and pulled into a parking spot. All I could think of was when I was little what my parents would say:
I had to pee, forgive me?
You would do it too if you had to poo!
3 - And my final example has to be the car that drove generally on the line the whole way down St. Clair. It was so annoying. My thoughts were:
I left my wings at home but generally I follow the lines and take off!
I can't decide, left? or right? left? or right?
I swear it's annoying!
While thinking about this post I did some searching on the World-Wide-Web about bumper stickers. My favourite 'actual' bumper stickers are:
Less Bombs; more Scrapbooking
I can handle any crisis. I have Children!
My other car has 2 wheels
honk, if you love Jesus. Text and drive if you want to meet Him